Some Awesome Stuff

You know what's awesome? Staying home sometimes. But going out is awesome too. It's hard to pick. Tonight I'm staying in and Mr. Cat just came and jumped on the bed. He's awesome too.

I've been thinking about reading a book or something. Like what am I doing for my brain? Sure, lots of Redbull and Starbucks, but what else? Like I know people who do puzzles and shit. Well, I don't know them really, but I've seen people doing puzzles. Like on TV and airplanes when I fly commercial which sucks by the way. So I think reading would be awesome for my brain and I am all about being super-smart and stuff. If you have a book recommendation, that would be excellent. Because this one time, I accidentally went to a store for books and I was freaking out. There's a lot of books you guys! How do you pick one? Or like three? Me and Rhett got in a fight one time in a store for books. That was hilarious. We weren't there buying books though. I don't really remember why we were there. It might have been a accident. Sometimes, it's hard to remember why me and Rhett do stuff. Like why were we laughing on the A train that day? I mean I know what was said and all, but it wasn't all that funny so why were we laughing like that? It must be all the drugs. Or the booze. Dunno. All I know is that I want to improve my brain and whatever so I'm going to start doing puzzles or reading or something.

Not tonight though, because I'm waaaay too drunk. Tomorrow for sure.