So I've been so bored that I decided to hire a personal trainer. He's scary! First I was going to turn Knute's rooms into a home gym, but he told me he wants me to get out of the house so he made me join a gym. I hate gyms. But the second time I went, I saw Squirrel there and that was awesome! I love Squirrel! Like the thing is this: I hate to sweat but I am so bored I don't know what to do with myself. Turns out Knute is in Idaho with Brookie and she hired him and they are all happy or whatever. I am like, Whatever! I'm the one who picked him to be my PA when he was selling lip gloss at Sephora. Like he didn't know anything back then - I made him who he is today! OMFG, I'm so mad all of a sudden! And Brookie! That whore. I can't help it that she's so annoying that I had to drug her. I had no choice, really when you think about it. What was I supposed to do? I had to go out with Scar. This is making me totes livid!
I'm going to go downstairs to talk to Gus. At least he's still here and didn't abandon me. GAWD I hate Knute!
Oh yeah, so today is Mother's Day and I was trying to find Mother all day. Her masseur, Thor, said she's on the international space station. But I don't know if that's true or not. But I couldn't find a listing for it and when I called the 411 the operator just hung up on me. So, Mother, if you are reading this on the space station or in Tahiti or wherever: Happy Mother's Day. Like, call me, hokay?
