BORING

Ok, I am so totally bored with everything. Like last night I was totally stressed out and I just wanted to go drink with Waff and like relax. But he invited this woman who showed up and she was so boring I thought I was going to die. She talked constantly. It wasn't a conversation, it was a monologue. When I was little, my governess used to talk about being "polite" which I never really bought into because it sounded really boring. But last night I was so bored with that woman that I thought I would give it a try, just to see if it would shut her up. It didn't. Even Waff, who usually talks my ears off hardly got a word in. At one point she went to the bathroom and we tried to have a conversation real quick while she was gone. That was the best part of the whole evening. Then she came back and starting blathering again so we just sat there like mutes. So finally I just got up and said, "I'm leaving." Then my very favorite boyfriend called me on my way back to The Compound because he's decided that he doesn't want to date me because he's tired of the tabs following him all the time. So whatever. I'm super bored.

Dammit!

This is Mims and Thad's new house. I want a effing castle now.

2008 or whatever

Happy New Year or whatever people!

I know it totally psychs you all up when I tell you that because that is a personal message from me to you! Awesome for you!

I'm pretty sure 2008 is going to be the awesomest ever. I've decided, so don't argue with me about it. I just got back in from spending NYE with Mims and Thad at their new place in Luxembourg. That is a long flight, you guys, even in Daddy's plane. I should have stayed longer because that is like a foreign country! They speak something crazy there! I couldn't understand any of their help or the villagers nearby. Oh yeah, they have a castle - which is way awesomer than their estate here. Once Knute gets the pictures out of my camera, I'll post them. It was super cold in that castle though! Like I don't know why you can't put carpeting down in a castle! Everything has to be "period" and "hysterical". That is so boring. They couldn't even decorate it the way they wanted because there's some hysterical commission that says yes or no to what they want to do. Like Thad wanted to put up a satellite dish and they said no. I think they said no to the pool too, and Thad was pissed about that. He was telling me about that after we'd been drinking tequila for awhile, so I wasn't really listening. The super-awesome thing about Luxembourg is that no one there recognized me! I might move there myself. Except it's sort of boring not being stalked at all...

What else? Knute wants me to make a resolution for 2008 and I was like, "No." So he was all, "just one? A little one?" And I go, "It's too boring and bourgeois." And he just kept pushing me, so I go, "How about I resolve not to give you a raise this year?" That shut him up for reals!!!

I hope you all have as awesome a year as I'm going to. Not that you will, because my years are always awesomer than anyone else's. But you can try. And wish.

SMOOCHES!!!