So I guess sometimes when you think the DA is hot for you, he's really just out to get you because I guess he's jealous of how awesome your life is. Like I don't know how I misread THAT. So I was supposed to stay in Austin as a condition of my bail, but it was CANNES, you guys! So I figured no one in Austin cares about Cannes and who pays attention to that really? So I thought I'd just slip off and go and keep like a super-low profile and Bob wouldn't find out and Daddy's lawyers would never know because they don't do anything awesome like go to movie festivals or read the gossip pages or watch the TMZ, right? So I went and it was boring, of course but then Lindsey's boyfriend and I got in a fight at some place and I guess the paps took some pictures and plus we both got arrested and that totes sucked, so anyway, the people back here found out and the judge made me come back in and then I had to go to rehab AGAIN. PLUS, Lindsey's boyfriend is a GIRL! That is totes confusing!
They wouldn't let me have my computer at the rehab place, which SUCKED by the way! I haven't ever been to rehab like that, it was all zing I guess because they just put you in a room and left you there. An hour or so a day, you get to go outside and walk around. I guess you are supposed to do it all yourself and not go to "sessions" and stuff. I didn't like the outfits though. I had to wear this icky one-piece thing. It didn't do anything for me and the shoes were awful. I've never been to a rehab where you couldn't wear your own clothes! It was weird. My room was nice and airy though! One wall was all open, sort of, except for the bars. It was cute.
