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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Once again, THANKS for caring


Back in rehab. Thanks for worrying about me! Knute has not bothered to visit, but Monte has been trying to see me everyday. I'm so bored that I might let him come visit me. Would that be wrong? I sort of feel like I wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for him. I mean, I was chasing him in my car because I totally blame him for losing Knute (not that I miss Knute or anything) and when I saw him outside the tanning parlor, so I was chasing him, crashed my RR and the cops busted me while I was banging his head against a tree. Then the cops found that coke in my pocket that I was holding for Brit so I went to jail. Now I'm back in rehab and I'm not even at Promises. I'm somewhere in Michigan or Minnesota and there isn't even anyone here named Hazel. Someone's coming and I gotta go.