Nature and Shit

So ok, last night I was totally freaking out about that Big Foot thing and then I stayed up all night looking at the yootoob because there are little movies of the Big Foot all over there. So I've been freaking out and trying to avoid Gus because part of me wants to know about what happened when he saw the Big Foot but I'm sort of afraid to hear about it. So anyway, this morning, I was trying to sleep - and not! - and I heard some weird stuff outside, so I went out on the balcony and looked out and saw these fuckers sitting in a tree down by the lake. I was like, "WFT?" I've never seen those bats before. I mean like ever. I got Knute and I was like, "Look at those bats! I want one." Knute goes, "What is that?" So he got out some book with a bunch of pictures in it and found them. They are called caracara bats. They are kind of awesome. They fight alot and I should know because I watched them all day. See the whole idea of that Big Foot thing is just totally scary to me. Like I don't even want to leave my master suite at all. So I went downstairs a little while ago to see what was for dinner and someone rang at the gate, so I went to the security room and it was a bunch of little kids. So I was like, "That is awesome!" So I was going to go yell at them, but then Knute goes, "It's Halloween!" And I was like, "!" because I totally forgot. The Big Foot had me so wigged out that I totally didn't even think about that. So I was like, "Do we have candy?" So me and Knute went down to the gate and sat in some chairs and we were totally having a great time and then this kid in a gorilla suit came up and I was like, "WTF???!!!" So that totally ruined the whole night and I've been up here in my master suite since then. I'm so pissed.