2008 or whatever

Happy New Year or whatever people!

I know it totally psychs you all up when I tell you that because that is a personal message from me to you! Awesome for you!

I'm pretty sure 2008 is going to be the awesomest ever. I've decided, so don't argue with me about it. I just got back in from spending NYE with Mims and Thad at their new place in Luxembourg. That is a long flight, you guys, even in Daddy's plane. I should have stayed longer because that is like a foreign country! They speak something crazy there! I couldn't understand any of their help or the villagers nearby. Oh yeah, they have a castle - which is way awesomer than their estate here. Once Knute gets the pictures out of my camera, I'll post them. It was super cold in that castle though! Like I don't know why you can't put carpeting down in a castle! Everything has to be "period" and "hysterical". That is so boring. They couldn't even decorate it the way they wanted because there's some hysterical commission that says yes or no to what they want to do. Like Thad wanted to put up a satellite dish and they said no. I think they said no to the pool too, and Thad was pissed about that. He was telling me about that after we'd been drinking tequila for awhile, so I wasn't really listening. The super-awesome thing about Luxembourg is that no one there recognized me! I might move there myself. Except it's sort of boring not being stalked at all...

What else? Knute wants me to make a resolution for 2008 and I was like, "No." So he was all, "just one? A little one?" And I go, "It's too boring and bourgeois." And he just kept pushing me, so I go, "How about I resolve not to give you a raise this year?" That shut him up for reals!!!

I hope you all have as awesome a year as I'm going to. Not that you will, because my years are always awesomer than anyone else's. But you can try. And wish.

SMOOCHES!!!