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Sunday, July 29, 2007

Rehab sucked, you guys


So I know that I was way up in Michigan or Minnesota or something but I could still have visitors. I got so bored I finally let Monte visit me. He brought my extensions. Not that they did me any good in there! I have to get Erica to put them in again, if she would bother to be at work! As soon as I left Hazel's Den I texted her and she wouldn't even go into work for me! Leaving Hazel's was way harder than walking out of Promises. They made me sign stuff. Like I don't know how they expect to have any sort reputation when they are just autograph hounds! For real!
I had to leave because I'd agreed to make an appearance at some gala for some hospital opening up. I was super-cute, of course. But I hate doing crap like that all by myself, so I let Monte be my escort. At least the booze was flowing freely. The bartenders were cute and I was just running my mouth. Mostly it was boring though. At first I was worried about Monte and how he was going to behave, but he was fine. Mostly he just followed me around and made sure my drinkies were full all the time. I don't know what Rhett is going to do when he gets back in a couple of weeks. He hates Monte and now that Monte is like my PA basically, it's going to be hard. Maybe I'll just go back to rehab when he comes back. Then I won't have to deal with it.

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