Smudge

So the Austin cops called me this morning at like 11:30 and totally woke me up. I guess they found Smudge, she's at some drug dealer's house or something. This it totally crappy because I already got another dog and there is no way two will fit in my dog purse. So I guess I'll have to get rid of Honky. Or maybe I'll find a new home for Smudge, she's like old and will probably die pretty soon anyway. Honky is brand new, and I think Smudge is like three or something. Why would I keep the worn out when I've got a brand new shiny one already? Just like my Blackberry!
I went to some afterparty last night for some premier, I totally slept through the movie, so I don't even know who was in it. But I pigged out at the party, like I think I ate a whole piece of pizza. Yuck. Lindsay was telling me about the champagne and cigarettes diet and how that totally worked for her. She got down to 87 pounds! That is awesome. I'm totally going on that diet right now. But I'm like a health-nut so I'm only smoking American Eagle cigarettes because I think they are organic or something. And I am all about taking care of myself.